Happy Birthday, VGR.com
"At the mention of Braska, it's time for another Ghostly Expository Flashback. Thongaladriel (Yunalesca) retreats to her hidden lair as the camera zooms drunkenly over the chamber [....] Then, Auron begins begging [Braska] to stop this foolishness. Braska's having none of this. He's going to defeat Sin, [...] and nothing can change his mind! Hey, just like Yuna! There are, like, totally these really kewl parallels and stuff! Auron insists that there has to be some other way. Hey, just like [Tidus]! More parall......excuse me, I have to go be sick." (~Jeanna, FFX)

Despite all the (im)mature humor and the massive amounts of language, there's nothing quite liking making fun of your favorite RPGs. *giggles evilly and dangles a Tidus and Seymour plushie over a shark tank*

Other Stuff
Well, today's off to a good start, then. And the managers should be back today. I'm exhausted (still), so I'm going to see if I can drop the amount of doubles I have every week (at least I'm not working tonight). Money's nice, but so's having energy.

Never mind the fact that I stayed up pretty late starting in on more doodles. And, um, that last sentence and the paragraph above are not related, I swear it.

You should never read VGR.com when everyone else is asleep
"The screen goes black for a few seconds, accompanied by a sharp banging sound. My overactive and sad brain comes up with quite a few unfortunate scenarios, but it's only the sound of Jecht and Braska leaving the room and closing the stone doors behind them. I hope. The camera focuses on a self-pitying young Auron, on his knees... I'm sure he's supposed to be broken and hopeless, but no. That pose just looks wrong. Although it's Auron, and not [Tidus], so I guess I can't really complain. Current Auron takes exception to his younger... self, brutally slicing the ghostly figure with his giant sword. This, of course, is accompanied by much grunting from Auron, which doesn't do a whole lot to help his image here. Thankfully, the camera fades out before we can see any more tantrums. "And the cycle went on," Auron reminds us sadly. It's the Circle of [Idiots]." (~Jeanne, FFX)

OK, so yeah, I modified the (im)mature stuff out, but seriously, I'm going to wake someone up--it's all I can do to stifle my laughter right now. Poor Auron. ^^

Again!?
Heh, you have to understand, I copy n paste while I'm reading--I just couldn't resist this one, for some reason.

"The entire group gasps as these weird wingish things appear behind Thongaladriel, signalling that she means business. "Now! This is it!" Auron yells. "Now is the time to choose!" He rips the Tools of Plot Obnoxiousness away from Thongaladriel and proceeds to swing them about wildly. "Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!" I think he may be a little pissed at Thongaladriel." (~Jeanne, FFX)

Completely unmodified, too! Oooo.